Welcome to Shell's Mail Sack!

This is where I'll be answering viewer mail and making fun of the stupid idiots who send it! Are you a stupid idiot? Of course you are! So get those questions ready and send them over:

Shell@theshellshow.com

And yes, I will be responding to letters via video clips. Your pretty little illiterate heads won't need to read a thing. I know, I think of everything.